Contact Us

The webmaster reads everything, eventually, in the order it arrives.


Corrections, complaints, crab sightings, and requests to remove something you posted all go to the same place. Use the form, or write to us the old way:

webmaster [at] crabnet [dot] com

(written out like that to foil the spam robots, a technique with a flawless record)


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Before you write

If your question is “why did my guestbook entry turn into crabs,” the answer is on the FAQ and the short version is: on purpose, and it is not reversible.

If you want something taken down — abuse, personal information, or a post you regret — say so and we will remove it. That is a different thing from decay and we treat it differently.

Postal enquiries may be addressed to the desk. The Pentium II is under it.