Clawdia the Inevitable
you are pet number 0,034,544
next molt 27%
stage 2/5 — JUVENILE · molted 2×
Recognisably a crab. Not yet a threat.
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SUBSTANTIALLY CRAB. PAST THE HALFWAY MARK
- GUESTBOOK61%words gone to crab
- TIDEPOOL77%residents grown
- THE CRAB3%of this generation
3,999,999,997 years 14:05:14 until universal carcinization
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